I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”
Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”
id listen to you guys.
Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”
Oh my god
please start this band, please
My friend went away for ten days so I decided it would be the perfect time to wrap everything she owns in alfoil
Best fake interview ever.
When my grandma died I found this in her room, I laughed so hard and I made me much more happy
Getting a sleeve done
whiteboards are remarkable.
IM SORRY MY MENSTRUATION HAS ANNOYED YOU ILL TRY AND KEEP IT BOTTLED UP NEXT TIME
and pour it on him while he sleeps
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty. Beauty is pizza.